This just in..

Denise Richards has the job!! What job you ask? The one where she gets to clean my balls with her tongue and the inside of my taint w/ her nose while stroking my Greg with her tits. That job. Damn Tyler, you scary and thanks for the spanktacular photos!! I digress. If you were planning on going to the memorial just make a mental note that it will not be held at Neverland Ranch (here for more details).

This also just in..

Katy Perry has a nice rack and is pretty hot (when she’s mute and not dressed like a nutjob)
Michigan Courtroom Brawl (he fought the defendant and the Law won)
6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
And 6 Sex Myths as Explained by Science (while we’re on the topic of sex)
Meet Anya Monzikova (you’ll be glad you did)
Randy’s F*ck Tales (very funny)
The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard (beat with your left, play and hear w/ your right)

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