Rachel Weisz - Shim?

I’ll start off by saying this.. There is NO WAY Rachel Weisz is NOT a man. And as an official representative of “Beat Box” I can say “Fuck you Rachel Weisz! Beat Box doesn’t need your opinion on Beat Box you SHIM!”

Now for the headlines:

Report: Michael Jackson To Be Laid To Rest Wearing Signature White Glove (He’s Bad)
Hooman a.k.a. Nik Riche pulls another perfect publicity stunt (We decided)
North Korea getting the blame for cyber attacks? (No way, I smell Chinese Food)
Pelosi Shoots Down Jackson Resolution (Nancy is hot, what?)
July 8th 2009 aka 7-8-9 (Once every 1000 years)
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain (Who knew?)
FDIC Insurance Fund: It Doesn’t Actually Exist (Sure it does, it’s called War)
World’s Strongest Vagina In Action! (Whoa, sort of NSFW)