Lets get started shall we? Happy 4th of July to those of you residing with the rest of us here in the United States. I hope no one blew of any body limbs, but in the event that you did please send us photos and the story of what happened so we can make you famous.

Lindsay Lohan turned 23 this week, and of course she celebrated in style. Not only did she host a poolside bash at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but the casino reportedly paid her $70,000 to do so!

On Wednesday, Kevin Jonas broke the hearts of young girls everywhere when he proposed to his girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa. The two have been dating for two years, since meeting in the Bahamas while on vacation.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick released the first photo of their new twins on Tuesday. Marion and Tabitha were born June 22 via a surrogate mother.

Jon and Kate Gosselin took a vow of media silence this week, but that didn’t keep them out of the headlines. First Kate’s cookbook, originally due in November, got delayed, and then her clothing line was put “on hold” — much like her reality show.

Mariah Carey dressed as Eminem for part of her Obsessed” video shoot this week. Why? The diva’s latest single is a response to the rapper mentioning their supposed relationship in his song “Bagpipes From Baghdad.”