Outside of having one of the worst days I’ve had in probably 2 years I can honestly say this week’s outlook is just as bad. What the fuck is going on this week? I hope its just me, and that this shit will turn around because damn if it doesn’t I’m to sucker punch a baby.

Here are your headlines:

Chris Brown ‘Of Course I Remember What Happened’ (We all do Chris, you faggot)
Speaking of Fag Brown, Jayde Nicole Gets Ass Kicked (Jade who?)
Britney Spears is a good Mom (I think so, and would fuck her to prove it)
Erin Andrews Interview with Oprah (Erin, just pose for Playboy and get it over with already)
25 Awesome Vanity Plates (According to Holy Taco)
The Babes Of The 2009 US Open (Making Tennis fun, finally)
Facebook Auto-Creeper (So you don’t have to)
The Ten Coolest Game Emulators Online (Say goodbye to your evening)
Monday Morning Randomness! (I hate Mondays)
‘Today’ show hires Jenna Bush Hager (Who? The Hot Bush Daugther. Oh yeah)