Because we just didn’t want you to forget. Kayne is a gay fish.

Avril Lavigne – Avril Lavigne is officially fat, not as attractive, and now single. According to US.com magazine Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have called it quits. Arvil, when you get the weight off give me a call.

Taylor Swift -  According to Fox Taylor she just wants to “move on” from the Kayne West controversy. We don’t blame you Tyalor, Kayne is a fucking douche and the faster we can get him out of hte media the better off the world is.

Jon Gosselin – Jon Gosselin is a dick and decided to give up their family’s dogs according to OMG claiming that Kate keeps refusing to take care of them.Come on Jon, she’s too busy banging hotter younger men and lets be honest, you have too many kids so who has time for dogs? You jackass.

Save The Boobs – probably the BEST PSA you will ever see. No seriously, make sure to watch it. Probably NSFW

Obnoxious Cell Phone Callers – no, not your significant other, I’m talking about these 10.

Cate Blanchett – Cate Blanchett proves that she can make anything look good on her by showing off her new threads apparently made from Roseanne’s’ Couch. Don’t worry Cate, you’re rocking that afghan and its all the same laying on my floor.

Why You’re Broke – Ever wonder why you don’t any extra cash flow? Here’s 4 other reasons, outside the fact that you’re a jackass, that’s stealing your cash.

Have An Affair, Guaranteed – Life’s short, have an affair!

You know that saying, it takes a village to raise a child? Apparently, Kanye’s village has failed him. He obviously doesn’t have a real friend in the world. There does not appear to be anyone who can get through to him, to make him understand that he needs to curb his obnoxious behavior. [1]

Kayne West is a GAY Fish.  I’ve never liked the guy. I’m pretty sure his Mom actually killed herself by purposely going into plastic surgery because she couldn’t bare living with knowing she brought birthed the biggest douche in the World’s history.

I thought it was a joke when Kanye showed up on the MTV Video Music Awards stage next to Taylor Swift, right in the middle of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video for “You Belong With Me.” It was the first Moon Man for the 19-year-old country starlet, who has become an equally huge star in the pop world. [1]

Really? You thought it was a joke? Kayne is a joke, his music sucks, he can’t sing, and he thinks he’s God’s gift to everything. This screams Kayne, all the way.

As Taylor continued, Kanye interrupted, saying he thought Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video was wrongly overlooked. “Hey Taylor, I’m really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.” Taylor looked humiliated. I felt humiliated for her. The audience booed him, and gave her a standing ovation. [1]

Taylor, if you’re still upset my door is open. Bring something lacy.

- Watched Kayne West Taylor Swift Outburst
- Why Kayne Did It

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If you care, tonight was the VMA’s.  Megan Fox was really the only good thing about it. Outside of that the faggot Kayne made an ass out of himself, like usual, the hermaphrodite MANLady Gaga put on a horrid and just fucking crazy performance, and Green Day Rocked the house. Outside of that if you missed it you didn’t miss much.

Nasty, We all know Kanye is the Greatest Lyrical Genious of all time but who knew he could actually read? We didn’t. In fact this will probably hurt his status as a black man won’t it?

“The Grammy Award winner, known for his No. 1 albums and outspoken statements on everything from racism in America to the banality of Twitter, is the co-author of “Thank You And You’re Welcome.”
His book is 52 pages — some blank, others with just a few words — and offers his optimistic philosophy on life. One two-page section reads, “Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react!” Another page reads “I hate the word hate!” [1]

Kanye West

I think South Park did a good enough job describing how the rest of the world views Kayne so it doesn’t really matter what I think.

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