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A legal analyst for CBS News says Paris Hilton is in some serious deep shit over her weekend Coke Possession charges and points out her claim of “the purse was not hers” is pretty much bold and fucking retarded.

“…In the purse that she was carrying, was her prescription  medication she concedes, $1,300 which belonged to her. Other items in the purse like lip balm that belonged to her. So it doesn’t really make a lot of sense that the only thing in the purse apparently that didn’t belong to her was this small bindle of cocaine that she didn’t know was there or she thought was gum. That’s not a plausible story.”

If Paris is convicted..

“It’s a minimum of probation (but) she has a prior history here in California from 2007 of both a DUI and two probation violations. I think under those circumstances the officials would send her to jail, probably just for a short time, though.”

Las Vegas district attorney, the man who put O.J. Simpson in prison for 33 years, claims that he is clearing not fucking around on this case..

“Roger won’t tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior,” said a source. “It’s going to be extremely difficult for Paris to get out of these charges.”Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena.“This is a high profile case, right before a very important election, and it’s very likely that there will be no plea bargaining down of these charges.”

Meanwhile, we know that our U.S. Judicial system is fucked up and Paris will more than likely never see a single day in any jail. Come on, it makes you feel good does it? If you had all of that money you could use it for your own personal good too.

Nasty, did you see this? Remember when this started happening to New Kids On The Block?

Ow! That didn’t feel good, to watch.  You’re just jealous that you’re not Justin Bieber. I decided.

From across the pond..

It’s time to step back to memory lane and revist our friends Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy in Episode 6 of Bill & Ted, “Dude Where’s My Weed?”.

Enjoy! Rompers, I miss you!

Nasty, check this out!! Love the site!!! -Kevin

Hi Kevin, thanks. We do too. Oh, and “Ow!”.

Nasty, please post this to your viewers. Thanks, Alex

The grocery store, along with your kitchen sink, are two of the most dangerous places in the world.

In a special video, Alex Jones addresses one of the darkest modes of power the globalists have used to control the population– food. The adulteration of the planet’s staple crops, genetically-altered species and intentionally-altered water, food and air all amount to a Eugenics operation to weaken the masses and achieve full spectrum domination.

People the world over, but especially in the United States are under chemical attack. Deadly and dangerous toxins ranging from Aspartame to Fluoride, GMO, Mercury-tainting, pesticides, cross-species chimeras, plastic compounds in chicken, high fructose corn syrup, cloned meat, rBGH and new aggressive GM species of salmon have all entered into our diets and environments– whether we want it or not.

Many of these substances knowingly cause or are linked with sterility, low birth weight, miscarriages, smaller or deformed offspring, as well as organ failure, cancer, brain tumors and Death itself, what you DON’T know about on your grocery shelves can hurt you. Further, Alex demonstrates that a pattern of buried studies, fraudulent statistics and a will reduce global population all point to the deliberate criminal poisoning of the food and water supply.

Suffer no fools if those you show refuse to believe what is going on. Instead, research these important areas for yourself, and warn those you love about need to stop their food from being used as a Depopulation-weapon against us all. Please share this important video with everyone, so the truth about these substances can be known.

Nasty, have you been listening to Alex Jones this week?  The guy is crazy but his shit seems legit. I’ve noticed a lot of local changes in our city and have friends who are cops who have been talking about how much their jobs are changing, etc. We live in scary times! -Brett

America Stands On The Precipice Of Total Collapse
Paul Joseph Watson & Alex Jones
Prison Planet.com

There can be little doubt that America, along with the west as a whole, is being set up for a total collapse in which life as we know it will be fundamentally altered and rebuilt around a collectivist model managed and controlled by the same criminals who engineered the crisis in the first place.

America has been targeted for an economic, military, and social coup d’état by globalists who know that to get people to accept a new way of life under the heel of the new world order requires that the pillars of everything they knew before are completely pulverized. Freedom, prosperity, and community have no place in a “post-industrial revolution,” and every assault on the living standards of American citizens is designed to infect and wither these ideals.

We are looking at a road warrior style collapse of society within two years if the entities that orchestrated the crisis are allowed to pose as saviors and institute their austerity fascism, carbon taxes, “green economy,” post-industrial revolution, and the evisceration of America’s first world status that will inevitably follow if such measures are allowed to pass.

The plan for America is to sink the country into chaos so that it can be swallowed whole and consumed as part of the march towards global government. The globalists want to do to America what they have done to the third world, by creating an underclass of impoverished and deprived citizens who are dependent on government for their every need. [1]

Brett, America is a country of a sleeping giant. As soon as momentum picks up and more and more people wake up it will correct itself. Hopefully without any bloodshed.  Remember what John Titor said would happen..  very haunting isn’t it?

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Nasty, wtf happened? Your girl went and married gay boy.

Yes but don’t be fooled, I’m still slamming the hit out of that ass. She actually talked about it with me prior and we both agreed that it was a good thing at least to keep the media off of me.

Nasty, seriously what the fuck is wrong with Lady GaGa? The bitch is obviously fucking psycho. Okay so she proved she didn’t have a penis in the video but every time I see the freak my dick heads north up into my body and then again something inside me wants to rail fuck her hard. Like the type of fucking you give someone you don’t like, at all.. a hate fuck. What up with that? Peace brother, glad you brought the site back just wish you updated more. -Rob

Rob, first you’re welcome. Yeah I know I suck at updating, I’m busy and really only do it when shit is bothering me. Besides, you are aware you can write stories for me right?

Secondly, I agree. GaGa is a nut job and I was surprised that she ended up not having a Greg. I sort of agree with you too on the whole hate fucking thing. She has that “you wanna stick your dick in her ass and maybe earhole type of personality”… “and then maybe back in her ass then mouth and then blow it all over her man chest”. Does that make you gay?  Probably.. but at least you could die knowing you were gay with GaGa. Or should I call her GayGa? I mean she’s down for that whole Gay Rights thing..

Since we’re on the GaGa issue here’s her new video Alejandro. I actually like this song so fuck you if you don’t. Bitch.

A shocking separation! An astonishing sinkhole! A controversial commercial! Below, we sum up some of the week’s hottest stories. You might want to go ahead and drop your jaw now.

Al and Tipper call it quits
Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, announced that they were separating after 40 years of marriage. The news set off a slew of Web searches on everything from “al gore split reason” (family associates say they just grew apart) to “tipper gore real name” (Mary Elizabeth, for those who want to know). The split, which took just about everybody by surprise, also renewed a lot of Search interest in the Gore children. Online lookups for Karenna Gore Schiff surged over 400%, and searches on her younger sister Sarah Gore Lee also spiked. Finally, we couldn’t help but notice the bittersweet searches on “al tipper gore kiss,” no doubt a reference to their famous embrace at the 2000 Democratic National Convention.

Unlike Your Girlfriend’s Orgasm, No, it’s not faked
In a time of special effects and CGI, it’s hard to believe that the gigantic sinkhole in Guatemala is 100% real. But, it is, kids. It really is. The sinkhole, which spans a city intersection and goes 330 feet deep, was the result of Tropical Storm Agatha. The storm itself took the lives of over 175 people. Fortunately, the actual sinkhole didn’t lead to any injuries (though it did swallow a clothing factory). It also earned instant Internet fame. Searches on “sinkhole” and “guatemala sinkhole 2010″ were both off the charts. Curious searchers also sent lookups sky high on “what is a sinkhole” and “how does a sinkhole work.”

Come as you are
A new McDonald’s commercial airing on French TV stations sent the world into a tizzy. The ad features a male teenager, flirting on the phone, while his dad buys hamburgers at the counter. At the end of the commercial, the audience learns the boy is gay (though his dad remains in the dark). As far as we can tell, it’s the first McDonald’s ad to feature a gay character. Most people in the gay community responded to the ad positively, calling this a step in the right direction. Others, including some gay activists, were less impressed, partly because the young man remains closeted. It won’t air in the United States, but you can watch it on Yahoo! Video below…