Nasty, can you believe this? This is why our government sucks so much ass! Seriously.. I don’t have words for this.

Thanks for the video Karen. I hear you, I couldn’t even watch the entire thing. And shes laughs and plays it off like its a joke. Shame on us for thinking that voting actually matters I guess.

“Transformers 3″ movie extra who was seriously injured during a Wednesday night stunt in Lake County (Ind.) has been identified as a Chicago woman, according to Indiana State Police.

Michale Bay, dammit your stunts are too awesome for the average joe.

During the stunt, an object struck a 2006 Toyota and went through the windshield and hit the driver, according to the release. Cedillo was an extra in the movie and the owner of the Toyota, but was not a member of the stunt personnel, State Police said.

I bet it was Megatron’s cock plate that went through the windshield. Note to self, do not be an extra in a Michael Bay movie.

Meanwhile, Megan Fox and I are taking some time off.

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A legal analyst for CBS News says Paris Hilton is in some serious deep shit over her weekend Coke Possession charges and points out her claim of “the purse was not hers” is pretty much bold and fucking retarded.

“…In the purse that she was carrying, was her prescription  medication she concedes, $1,300 which belonged to her. Other items in the purse like lip balm that belonged to her. So it doesn’t really make a lot of sense that the only thing in the purse apparently that didn’t belong to her was this small bindle of cocaine that she didn’t know was there or she thought was gum. That’s not a plausible story.”

If Paris is convicted..

“It’s a minimum of probation (but) she has a prior history here in California from 2007 of both a DUI and two probation violations. I think under those circumstances the officials would send her to jail, probably just for a short time, though.”

Las Vegas district attorney, the man who put O.J. Simpson in prison for 33 years, claims that he is clearing not fucking around on this case..

“Roger won’t tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior,” said a source. “It’s going to be extremely difficult for Paris to get out of these charges.”Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena.“This is a high profile case, right before a very important election, and it’s very likely that there will be no plea bargaining down of these charges.”

Meanwhile, we know that our U.S. Judicial system is fucked up and Paris will more than likely never see a single day in any jail. Come on, it makes you feel good does it? If you had all of that money you could use it for your own personal good too.

Nasty, did you see this? Remember when this started happening to New Kids On The Block?

Ow! That didn’t feel good, to watch.  You’re just jealous that you’re not Justin Bieber. I decided.

From across the pond..

A new poll by CNN, whose editorial commentary largely supports President Obama and his policies, delivered some bad news on his apparent birthday today: 6 of 10 people are uncertain the president was even born in the United States.

The poll was taken July 16-21 of 1,018 adults, including 335 Democrats and 285 Republicans. It has a margin of error of 3 percentage points.

The question was: “Do you think Barack Obama was definitely born in the United States, probably born in the United States, probably born in another country, or definitely born in another country?” [1]

What? This is recent news? Come on citizens, you don’t really think that your opinion matters anymore do you? Let me guess, your election vote matters too?

Nasty, wtf happened? Your girl went and married gay boy.

Yes but don’t be fooled, I’m still slamming the hit out of that ass. She actually talked about it with me prior and we both agreed that it was a good thing at least to keep the media off of me.