Oh my god Nasty, have you see Nick Malibu yet? He’s cutting a new album and is going to be the next Emimen, except much gayer. Just thought you’d like to know. – Jay

Ah yes, huge fan. Some of you might remember Nick from here. Nick, your just dreadful. How are you supposed to bust a single to your fans when you can’t even speak right? One word: enun·ci·ate. I will admit watching you is sort of addicting. Seriously, its like driving past a train wreck and you just can’t help but to look at all of the dead body parts lying around and all of the wreckage.

Check out Nick’s YouTube channel. Make sure to point when you laugh.

Oh and Nick, you’re welcome. Hey, negative press is press.

Living in a big city has a lot of upsides. You’ll find a variety of cultural events, good lattes and really interesting haircuts. But large urban centers are frequently targeted for spectacular acts of destruction in disaster films. Between killer aliens, killer weather, and killer robots, it’s a wonder that anyone can survive in these places.

The Worst Places To Live In A Disaster Movie

I’m pretty sure Arkansas should be listed in here somewhere.

Carrie Prejean remained all smiles as she slowly disconnected her microphone and earpiece and stopped answering questions in the middle of an interview with Larry King last night.

After talking to King about Sarah Palin, whom she called her hero, Prejean became combative when asked about her motivations for settling, repeatedly claiming that King was being “inappropriate” by asking the questions. [1]

Carrie, does this mean we’re still on for anal sex tonight? Hey, if you’re lying so much I might as well start.

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SAO PAULO (AFP) – Brazil on Wednesday sought to uncover the cause of a massive and mysterious blackout overnight, amid concerns of energy supply stability for the 2016 Olympics host nation.

The outage, which hit at 10:15 pm Tuesday (0015 GMT Wednesday) and lasted around four hours, plunged nearly half the country into darkness after supply problems from the country’s biggest power plant.

An estimated 70 million people — more than a third of Brazil’s 190-million-strong population — were affected, according to the energy ministry, mainly in the major southern cities, including Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro. Related article: World’s worst power cuts.

Let me guess, Real House Wives is filming and Gretchen Rossi plugged in the bullet?

Jason Rodriguez, 40, surrendered about three hours later, after officers saw him through the window of his mother’s home and asked him to come outside, Orlando Police Chief Val Demings said.

ORLANDO, Fla. – Officials said at least eight people were hurt in a shooting at a downtown office building Friday and a gunman was on the loose. [2]

BREAKING NEWS (Outdated)

People streamed out of the high-rise building around lunchtime and some told local television stations they had barricaded themselves inside their offices.

Orlando Fire Department District Chief Michael Droege said an unknown number of people were still in the building and could be injured. He said the SWAT team was still trying to pull people out.

“The building is not secure now,” he said. “It’s still unfolding.” [1]

Did I not just say this in my other post?

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VirtualPimp, so I know I’m not as lucky as you and get to actually bone Megan Fox or have her on speed dial but I found this and had to send it over. What’s up with this guy Nasty? He’s scamming on you bitch dog. – Toby

A Boy Looking For a Girls Love by Atta

Megan, you mean everything to me.
I don´t know what I´m feeling about you,
maybe It´s the magic of love,
because when I see your face my heart´s starts to beat more quickly and when I hear your voice I feel like crying,
just too hear your voice would make my day a whole lot better.
Your beauty is unimaginable,
many have tried to be like you,
many have failed and there´s no other girl that can be like you.
When I´m feeling down it is you who´s reaching out for me again.
My dream is too know you someday and when I do,
I´ll kiss you has many times you would like.
It was in the Winter, my love,
that we loved each other like no one else had loved for sure.
And so I wrote you these words down for you to remember why I love you.

Toby, as fate would have it Megan, or Megs as I call her, is simply a hot piece of ass. There is nothing wrong with her what so ever, not a single flaw on or in her body. The only flaw Megs would ever have in her is my Greg and whatever my Greg spits into her when we’re finished and even that is momentarily. I see stuff like this all of the time and frankly it is flattering. I love getting to bag Megs, and she loves bagging me. That is love, the rest well as they say is bush league.

Oh, and isn’t there more important news going on right now? Like Military folk killing each other? Oh and by the way, whatever you hear on the news about htis, did not happen. It’s called disinformation. You read it here first, my gut is telling me this is the first of many more Waco-like events happening in our future. *queue in spooky music*

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FORT HOOD, Texas – A soldier opened fire at a U.S. Army base inFort Hood, Texas on Thursday, unleashing a stream of gunfire that left 12 people dead and 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and apprehended two other soldiers suspected in the attack.

The shooting began around 1:30 p.m., Lt. Gen. Bob Cone said at a news conference. He said all the casualties took place at the base’s Soldier Readiness Center, where soldiers who are about to be deployed or who are returning undergo medical screening.

In Washington, President Barack Obama called the shooting “a horrific outburst of violence.” He said it’s a tragedy to lose a soldier overseas and even more horrifying when they come under fire at an Army base on American soil.

In a couple weeks the film 2012 will be released, and with its promise of big budget special effect laden scenes of mass destruction, and John Cusack moodily blundering his way through relationships while listening to indie hits form the 80s, movie nerds are creaming their saggy, unfashionable pants in anticipation. Alongside that, talks about doomsday prophecies have also reached a fever pitch, particularly those that relate to the so called 2012 apocalypse.

Apocalyptic warnings have always been attractive to a certain type of person–bearded men without jobs primarily–and now that a lot more people are unemployed (and presumably bearded), anticipation of a world where our credit card debts have been wiped clean by a horrible calamity is building. What’s a couple billion dead if it gets Citibank off your ass, right? So, to see if there was any truth behind this 2012 phenomena, and track down where it originates from and what it could mean, I interviewed some of the leading specialists on history, science and new age studies from around the world. [1]

Everyone, make sure you stock up on your Cheetos and polluted bottled water.

Why We Should Be Terrified of the 2012 Apocalypse (Cracked)

The Prophet Hen of Leeds, 1806
History has countless examples of people who have proclaimed that the return of Jesus Christ is imminent, but perhaps there has never been a stranger messenger than a hen in the English town of Leeds in 1806. It seems that a hen began laying eggs on which the phrase “Christ is coming” was written. As news of this miracle spread, many people became convinced that doomsday was at hand – until a curious local actually watched the hen laying one of the prophetic eggs and discovered someone had hatched a hoax.

The Millerites, April 23, 1843
A New England farmer named William Miller, after several years of very careful study of his Bible, concluded that God’s chosen time to destroy the world could be divined from a strict literal interpretation of scripture. As he explained to anyone who would listen, the world would end some time between March 21, 1843 and March 21, 1844. He preached and published enough to eventually lead thousands of followers (known as Millerites) who decided that the actual date was April 23, 1843. Many sold or gave away their possessions, assuming they would not be needed; though when April 23 arrived (but Jesus didn’t) the group eventually disbanded-some of them forming what is now the Seventh Day Adventists.

With the introduction of recent legislation used to legitimize the use of internment camps in the United States, many Americans are asking the question, What country do we live in? Department of Homeland security reports combined with once secret MIAC reports reveal the targets that will be rounded up and placed into these camps. Will You Go Quietly?

Read and Watch more, CAMPFEMA.com

If you spend so much time on the bad, won’t you be missing the good?