Tiger Woods has played 1,044 holes of golf this season and has earned $9.7 million, or approximately $9,300 per hole.

Jason Hargett laughs at that figure. Laughs, I say!

On Tuesday, Hargett participated in one of those “hole-in-one for big bucks” contests as part of the Mark Eaton Celebrity Classic in Utah. Hargett hadn’t planned on playing because of a sore wrist. But since even a bad day golfing is better than a good day doing anything else, he manned up, borrowed his brother’s clubs, and ventured onto the course at the Red Ledges Golf Club. [1]

Congratulations to Hargett for his once in a lifetime shot. Come to Vegas with us next week and lets part. Call us.

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Should I feel bad that I walked out of Omaha Steaks yesterday with $670 worth of food for $175? Makes you realize just how inflated that shit is doesn’t it? That’s the entire food industry for you. And some people think Warren Buffet is a fool.  What does this have to do with today’s headlines? Nothing, that’s what. We do have a wandering zombie theme today for some reason – and crazy that I had a zombie dream this morning too. Weird.

Jude Law Heisman Pose (no, hes just backhanding a chick)
Dr. Conrad Murray Manslaughter Target (nobody kills MJ and walks)
Geithner defends financial oversight reform (9.8 trillon stolen in 8 months, what is left to reform?)
Blown deadline, blown chance? (house = 1, obama = 0, hey, the guy could sell you your own shirt)
Phantom of the Baseball (coming to a broadway near you)
Jill and Kevin’s Unexpected Wedding Entrance (i dont understand why people think this is cool)
American Psycho Music Video (more break, f’n rad)
Drunk girls kissing (why wouldn’t you?)
Justin and Johnny: Zombie Dreams (zombies, sounds like my dream)
You’re (Probably) a Federal Criminal (yeah, probably)
Naked girls plow fields for rain (not a bad idea, if she was hot)
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles (more zombies, looks pretty cool)

The Ballad of Gay Tony stars Luis Lopez, a “part-time hoodlum” and “full-time assistant to legendary nightclub impresario Tony Prince,” better known as “Gay Tony.” As usual, he’ll have to juggle competing loyalties while also trying to determine who is “real and who is fake in a world in which everyone has a price. [1]“

Am I the only one who thinks that MS sucks complete fucking cock, and now we have physical proof, in the fact that they stole GTA from the rest of us non-xBox 360 users? I refuse to buy another shitty MS product, especially after it steals the only other worthwhile game ever made. Bitches..

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This game looks insane. You play Alex Mercer in this game and have the ability to shape shift into a variety of objects and weapons to get the job done. It is sort of Bourne-Identity-esque in that you wake up with no memory and a bunch of awesome powers that allow you to kick some serious glutenous maximus. The game is set in the real world, so all the physics looks flawless and it’s very easy to get into it.

This video clip really showcases the amazing graphics of this game. Your character AUTOMATICALLY does super cool acrobatics as you glide from building to building and the New York City layout is perfect. The game is the most highly anticipated non-pre-franchise video game out in a LONG time.