Bow Down Bitches!

We’re back in the offices bitch..yeah sorry its been a week – we’ve been busy playing Modern Warfare II.

So maybe she didn’t really say “Fuck you” but I know deep down that’s what she meant. Not that this is real new but I sort of found it funny so you’re going to hear about it. Okay?

“I think it’s like [a] cult… I think it’s a cult,” Miley told Sirius XM’s The Morning Mash Up in an interview that aired on Tuesday. “I think it’s bad. I think it’s like, just people get too into it.” [1]

Cheers Miley, Twilight is a fucking train wreck not only from a moral standpoint but also a huge waste of time for anyone to invest a few hours into. Come to think of it, this may be the best thing you’ve done in a while.  I still get dibs on your 18th right? Call me. Oh, and you’re full of it Miley. I talked to Megan last night and she said she’s never even seen the pole. What?

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Living in a big city has a lot of upsides. You’ll find a variety of cultural events, good lattes and really interesting haircuts. But large urban centers are frequently targeted for spectacular acts of destruction in disaster films. Between killer aliens, killer weather, and killer robots, it’s a wonder that anyone can survive in these places.

The Worst Places To Live In A Disaster Movie

I’m pretty sure Arkansas should be listed in here somewhere.

With the introduction of recent legislation used to legitimize the use of internment camps in the United States, many Americans are asking the question, What country do we live in? Department of Homeland security reports combined with once secret MIAC reports reveal the targets that will be rounded up and placed into these camps. Will You Go Quietly?

Read and Watch more, CAMPFEMA.com

If you spend so much time on the bad, won’t you be missing the good?

Thanks YouTube

Click here to watch 2012 Part 1 of 8, courtesy of YouTube.com

Director Michael Bay announced a third “Transformers” movie will be hitting theaters on July 1, 2011 — and not 2012 as originally thought — on his web site on Thursday. And he also took the opportunity to further his war of words with his star, Megan Fox, by telling her to consult with a doctor before getting on board.

Fuck you Bay, you suck at life and your movies suck. Try slowing down the fucking camera a bit so you don’t lure your audience into a god damn epicycloid seizure in every god damn scene. You’re lucky you have Megan Fox, she made BOTH of the movies.

In this latest blog post, Bay writes, “Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture.” He goes on to say, “Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.”

Megan, as your attorney I must advise you to kick Michael Bay square in the nuts. Or just plainly tell him to unzip his Vagina and let his balls hang out. He’s just jealous that I get to bone you all of the time. And probably because I don’t ever pull out.

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I couldn’t have written this song any better, or have said it forever. I’ve been saying this since his stupid shit came out last year. If you’re sporting ed Hardy you’re for the gays.

Finally, a movie worth seeing this summer.

Yes, unless you’re roughly 30 years of age its a good bet that you will not remember the “V” series on Television so to get all of you youngsters caught up go here and get yourself in-the-know. I rememer hearing about someone maybe remaking this so I have to be honest, this news of the new “V” has caught me off guard. Just kidding, I know and see all. Take a gander at the clip above and let us know what you think.