“Transformers 3″ movie extra who was seriously injured during a Wednesday night stunt in Lake County (Ind.) has been identified as a Chicago woman, according to Indiana State Police.

Michale Bay, dammit your stunts are too awesome for the average joe.

During the stunt, an object struck a 2006 Toyota and went through the windshield and hit the driver, according to the release. Cedillo was an extra in the movie and the owner of the Toyota, but was not a member of the stunt personnel, State Police said.

I bet it was Megatron’s cock plate that went through the windshield. Note to self, do not be an extra in a Michael Bay movie.

Meanwhile, Megan Fox and I are taking some time off.

With the violent and racially-charged film ‘Machete’ about to hit theaters Friday, Alex Jones has once again  questioned the film’s potential to heighten tensions in the immigration debate or even fuel riots or attacks. Though the production crew has downplayed fears of a ‘race war’ message, recent sightings of bloody ‘Machete’ promo posters plastered throughout Latin America suggest that this violent film may still stir controversy and strong reactions.[1]

Alex you summed it up in your video.

So what do you think? Is it time to flee the U.S.?  Post your comments.

Worried about World War III? You should be!! Very worried!!

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Episode 7 – The Late Philip J. Fry
The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew ever further into the future with no hope of returning. Also, it’s Leela’s birthday and, as always, Fry is late.

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A shocking separation! An astonishing sinkhole! A controversial commercial! Below, we sum up some of the week’s hottest stories. You might want to go ahead and drop your jaw now.

Al and Tipper call it quits
Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, announced that they were separating after 40 years of marriage. The news set off a slew of Web searches on everything from “al gore split reason” (family associates say they just grew apart) to “tipper gore real name” (Mary Elizabeth, for those who want to know). The split, which took just about everybody by surprise, also renewed a lot of Search interest in the Gore children. Online lookups for Karenna Gore Schiff surged over 400%, and searches on her younger sister Sarah Gore Lee also spiked. Finally, we couldn’t help but notice the bittersweet searches on “al tipper gore kiss,” no doubt a reference to their famous embrace at the 2000 Democratic National Convention.

Unlike Your Girlfriend’s Orgasm, No, it’s not faked
In a time of special effects and CGI, it’s hard to believe that the gigantic sinkhole in Guatemala is 100% real. But, it is, kids. It really is. The sinkhole, which spans a city intersection and goes 330 feet deep, was the result of Tropical Storm Agatha. The storm itself took the lives of over 175 people. Fortunately, the actual sinkhole didn’t lead to any injuries (though it did swallow a clothing factory). It also earned instant Internet fame. Searches on “sinkhole” and “guatemala sinkhole 2010″ were both off the charts. Curious searchers also sent lookups sky high on “what is a sinkhole” and “how does a sinkhole work.”

Come as you are
A new McDonald’s commercial airing on French TV stations sent the world into a tizzy. The ad features a male teenager, flirting on the phone, while his dad buys hamburgers at the counter. At the end of the commercial, the audience learns the boy is gay (though his dad remains in the dark). As far as we can tell, it’s the first McDonald’s ad to feature a gay character. Most people in the gay community responded to the ad positively, calling this a step in the right direction. Others, including some gay activists, were less impressed, partly because the young man remains closeted. It won’t air in the United States, but you can watch it on Yahoo! Video below…

For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Russian Spetsnaz you may know of the extreme training they go through which may make you feel a little sick to your stomach. What you may NOT KNOW is they are all also extremely great dancers and know how to get down. The perfect military force for any situation whether you’re busting a nut on the battle field or dance floor.

Thanks to BIG Chameleon Business Development for the video!

Nasty, Remember Star Wars Uncut? The remake of Star Wars where fans made their own 15-second clips of the entire movie? It’s finished. And if you watch the above clip of the escape from the Death Star, I’m pretty sure it really is the greatest thing ever (it’s got my vote, and that was before the hamburger taking off from the hanger made me laugh out loud). Right now, it’s only scheduled to play at some shindig in Copenhagen, but the guys behind it say it’ll at least play in NYC eventually. I hope to hell a DVD release isn’t too far behind, and I hope Lucas doesn’t squash it. He’s allowed far less complimentary fan projects, so if he hates this, we officially know that George Lucas hates joy. – Jack

I sure do Jack, infact I read this exact same article yesterday but thanks again for sharing. And like you, I will pass it along to the masses even though I’m not the largest Star Wars fan. I mean, it’s just a movie. Plus I’d rather be watching porn. Wouldn’t you?

Bow Down Bitches!

We’re back in the offices bitch..yeah sorry its been a week – we’ve been busy playing Modern Warfare II.

So maybe she didn’t really say “Fuck you” but I know deep down that’s what she meant. Not that this is real new but I sort of found it funny so you’re going to hear about it. Okay?

“I think it’s like [a] cult… I think it’s a cult,” Miley told Sirius XM’s The Morning Mash Up in an interview that aired on Tuesday. “I think it’s bad. I think it’s like, just people get too into it.” [1]

Cheers Miley, Twilight is a fucking train wreck not only from a moral standpoint but also a huge waste of time for anyone to invest a few hours into. Come to think of it, this may be the best thing you’ve done in a while.  I still get dibs on your 18th right? Call me. Oh, and you’re full of it Miley. I talked to Megan last night and she said she’s never even seen the pole. What?

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Living in a big city has a lot of upsides. You’ll find a variety of cultural events, good lattes and really interesting haircuts. But large urban centers are frequently targeted for spectacular acts of destruction in disaster films. Between killer aliens, killer weather, and killer robots, it’s a wonder that anyone can survive in these places.

The Worst Places To Live In A Disaster Movie

I’m pretty sure Arkansas should be listed in here somewhere.