Erica, you have our vote babe. Call me.

Just say’n

Oh my god Nasty, have you see Nick Malibu yet? He’s cutting a new album and is going to be the next Emimen, except much gayer. Just thought you’d like to know. – Jay

Ah yes, huge fan. Some of you might remember Nick from here. Nick, your just dreadful. How are you supposed to bust a single to your fans when you can’t even speak right? One word: enun·ci·ate. I will admit watching you is sort of addicting. Seriously, its like driving past a train wreck and you just can’t help but to look at all of the dead body parts lying around and all of the wreckage.

Check out Nick’s YouTube channel. Make sure to point when you laugh.

Oh and Nick, you’re welcome. Hey, negative press is press.

This just in. Our inside sources have presented confidential information exclusively to Mr-Nasty.com that proves Adam Lambert is NOT GAY.

Oh wait. Never mind, the dudes a total fucking faggot. Back to you Tim.

Too funny not to share.

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Jennifer Lopez took a spill on stage during last night’s 37th annual American Music Awards while performing her new song, “Louboutins,” the first single off her new album “Love?,” which is scheduled to be released nex year.

During the performance, JLo walked across the backs of her male backup dancers, who were positioned to create a staircase. After reaching the top, she jumped off (while holding the hand of another dancer), tucking her knees as she jumped. [1]

Jennifer Lopez has been falling since 1999.I hate J-Lo, and her fugly husband.

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Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry has said that singer Steven Tyler has quit the band “as far as I can tell.”

Perry’s comments follow those of rhythm guitarist Brad Whitford, who last week (November 6) said that Aerosmith are to hold crisis talks about their future after relations with Tyler became strained.

Now Perry has confirmed that Tyler is unlikely to perform with the band again. [1]

Oh, Aerosmith is still playing? Is this really news?He probably had some more botched plastics done on his face.

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That looks about right, for our office anyway.

Nasty, what the hell happened to pink? He looks pretty bad these days don’t you think?

What do you mean “What the hell happened to pink?”, Pink has never looked good. All I can say about this outfit is… really… nothing. Any guy who thinks Pink is hot is gay, period. His music sucks, hes fucking ugly, and annoying. Tyler has it right comparing Pink to Gozer the Gozerian,  Look at this dude, fugly!

You know that saying, it takes a village to raise a child? Apparently, Kanye’s village has failed him. He obviously doesn’t have a real friend in the world. There does not appear to be anyone who can get through to him, to make him understand that he needs to curb his obnoxious behavior. [1]

Kayne West is a GAY Fish.  I’ve never liked the guy. I’m pretty sure his Mom actually killed herself by purposely going into plastic surgery because she couldn’t bare living with knowing she brought birthed the biggest douche in the World’s history.

I thought it was a joke when Kanye showed up on the MTV Video Music Awards stage next to Taylor Swift, right in the middle of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video for “You Belong With Me.” It was the first Moon Man for the 19-year-old country starlet, who has become an equally huge star in the pop world. [1]

Really? You thought it was a joke? Kayne is a joke, his music sucks, he can’t sing, and he thinks he’s God’s gift to everything. This screams Kayne, all the way.

As Taylor continued, Kanye interrupted, saying he thought Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” video was wrongly overlooked. “Hey Taylor, I’m really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.” Taylor looked humiliated. I felt humiliated for her. The audience booed him, and gave her a standing ovation. [1]

Taylor, if you’re still upset my door is open. Bring something lacy.

- Watched Kayne West Taylor Swift Outburst
- Why Kayne Did It

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