After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father.

Just another reason why I love The Gregory Brothers… and Sarah too.

Alright bitches, my favorite you tube folk would be the Auto Tune The News gang or The Gregory Brothers..  Subscribe to them now!!

And now… Double Rainbow Song

Love it.. you’re welcome.

Nasty, seriously what the fuck is wrong with Lady GaGa? The bitch is obviously fucking psycho. Okay so she proved she didn’t have a penis in the video but every time I see the freak my dick heads north up into my body and then again something inside me wants to rail fuck her hard. Like the type of fucking you give someone you don’t like, at all.. a hate fuck. What up with that? Peace brother, glad you brought the site back just wish you updated more. -Rob

Rob, first you’re welcome. Yeah I know I suck at updating, I’m busy and really only do it when shit is bothering me. Besides, you are aware you can write stories for me right?

Secondly, I agree. GaGa is a nut job and I was surprised that she ended up not having a Greg. I sort of agree with you too on the whole hate fucking thing. She has that “you wanna stick your dick in her ass and maybe earhole type of personality”… “and then maybe back in her ass then mouth and then blow it all over her man chest”. Does that make you gay?  Probably.. but at least you could die knowing you were gay with GaGa. Or should I call her GayGa? I mean she’s down for that whole Gay Rights thing..

Since we’re on the GaGa issue here’s her new video Alejandro. I actually like this song so fuck you if you don’t. Bitch.

Erica, you have our vote babe. Call me.

Just say’n

Oh my god Nasty, have you see Nick Malibu yet? He’s cutting a new album and is going to be the next Emimen, except much gayer. Just thought you’d like to know. – Jay

Ah yes, huge fan. Some of you might remember Nick from here. Nick, your just dreadful. How are you supposed to bust a single to your fans when you can’t even speak right? One word: enun·ci·ate. I will admit watching you is sort of addicting. Seriously, its like driving past a train wreck and you just can’t help but to look at all of the dead body parts lying around and all of the wreckage.

Check out Nick’s YouTube channel. Make sure to point when you laugh.

Oh and Nick, you’re welcome. Hey, negative press is press.

This just in. Our inside sources have presented confidential information exclusively to Mr-Nasty.com that proves Adam Lambert is NOT GAY.

Oh wait. Never mind, the dudes a total fucking faggot. Back to you Tim.

Too funny not to share.

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — Jennifer Lopez took a spill on stage during last night’s 37th annual American Music Awards while performing her new song, “Louboutins,” the first single off her new album “Love?,” which is scheduled to be released nex year.

During the performance, JLo walked across the backs of her male backup dancers, who were positioned to create a staircase. After reaching the top, she jumped off (while holding the hand of another dancer), tucking her knees as she jumped. [1]

Jennifer Lopez has been falling since 1999.I hate J-Lo, and her fugly husband.

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