My best friend’s sister’s brother’s girlfriend knows this guy who knows this kid that said Colt McCoy is for the gays.  Colt, you’re a faggot, you suck at football and threw the game away against Nebraska who murdered your shitty team. Everyone knows you have NO business being in the national championship game. I’m glad you got hurt.

Nasty, did you see this shit last night?

New York’s Nick Swisher(notes) hit a ground ball back to Darren Oliver(notes). The Angels pitcher immediately threw home and Jorge Posada(notes) was caught in a rundown as he tried to score from third. [1]

I did see that but as with any other sports that isn’t Nebraska Football I just don’t care. For the rest of you who do care watch the play here. Oh, and its not the worst call of all time, this was:

No. 8 Miami 31 … Nebraska 30, Orange Bowl, January 1, 1984
At the time: Nebraska head coach Tom Osborne was trying to win his first national title with what was being called one of the greatest teams of all-time, outscoring its opponents by an average of 52 to 15.5. Miami lost its opening game 38-3 to Florida before winning its final ten games of the regular season to move up to No. 4. By the time the 50th Orange Bowl rolled around on New Year’s night, No. 2 Texas was upset in the Cotton Bowl by Georgia while No. 3 Auburn squeaked by an average Michigan team 9-7 in the Sugar Bowl. Miami was now in the game for the national title.

The setup: Miami took a shocking 10-0 lead led by freshman QB Bernie Kosar and his razor-sharp passing. He stayed hot leading the Canes to an improbable 17-0 lead completing 8 of 14 passes for 142 yards and two scores in the first quarter. The Husker offense finally got going with a slow and methodical drive until it faced a 3rd and five on the Miami 19. It was then that Osborne reached into his bag of tricks for the Fumblerooski. QB Turner Gill took the snap and ran down the right side of the offense looking to pitch the ball with the Hurricane defense following. But Gill intentionally dropped the ball and let it lie on the turf after the snap for the Outland and Lombardi Trophy winning Dean Steinkuhler who rumbled in for the shocking touchdown to put the Huskers back in the game. Miami was able to take a 31-17 lead late in the second half on an Albert Bentley touchdown run, but the game was far from over as the Huskers pulled to within seven with less than seven minutes to play on a Jeff Smith touchdown run. Miami answered by going on a long drive and was in a position to put the game away, but missed a field goal. Even with the setback, the Canes did a great job of taking time off the clock giving it back to the Huskers with 1:47 to play.

The ending: Gill was having an average game overshadowed by Kosar’s tremendous performance, but he wasn’t getting much help as his all-everything receiver Irving Fryar was nowhere to be found. On first down on their own 26, Gill threw a strike to Fryar, who cut up the field and took it 29 yards before being brought down on a last gasp tackle. With 1:12 to play on the Miami 25, Gill threw another perfect pass, but a wide-open Fryar dropped it in the end zone before collapsing in a grief stricken moment. On the following play, Gill fumbled the ball after getting popped, but Steinkuhler picked it up and rumbled for positive yards making it 4th and eight on the Miami 29. Gill calmly ran the option to the right. At the last possible nanosecond, he pitched the ball to a streaking Smith who tore up the right sideline before diving into the end zone to pull the Huskers to within one point. Without hesitation, Osborne decided to go for two to try to win rather than go for the tie. Gill fired it outside to Smith, but it fell incomplete. On the ensuing onsides kick, Miami recovered preserving the 31-30 win.

How they ended up: With no overtime, if Nebraska had kicked the extra point, it would’ve been doubtful if there was a voter in America that wouldn’t have voted the Huskers the national champions after a tie. Instead, Miami finished No. 1, Nebraska No. 2. [2]

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Nasty, in case you missed it Thursday night, Matt Holliday of the St. Louis Cardinals lost the game for his team by missing the final out of the game, a fly ball, allowing the Dodgers to stay alive and eventually come back and win.

Adding injury to insult, the ball actually hit Holliday right where the sun don’t shine. It was possibly the worst way to lose a game in the history of sports. Even when Chris Webber called timeout, you could say, “Well, at least he didn’t get hit in the balls.”

So check out the video below and then scroll through to see The 10 Worst Nut Shots In Sports.

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