Nasty, Nick’s back and badass as ever. Just thought you should know. -Terry

Ah yeah there’s nothing better than a little Nick Malibu to go with your healthy breakfast of 6 egg whites, some diced red, green peppers, and onion, half a cup of strawberries and 1/2 cup of cottage cheese in the morning. In case you’re wondering I’m back in health mode which is why I’ve been MIA the last week. Health mode and fighting a nasty battle with hemorrhoids that I’m happy to say I’m now winning. It was a close battle there this weekend but thanks to my anal icepack I’m now the victor. Speaking of annoying ass friends, Nick you’re the shit so don’t ever change.  #2 fan, behind Nik of course.

The Nasty Family is out for the Holidays. We’ll see you on Jan 4, 2010 suckas!

Too funny not to share.

FORT HOOD, Texas – A soldier opened fire at a U.S. Army base inFort Hood, Texas on Thursday, unleashing a stream of gunfire that left 12 people dead and 31 wounded. Authorities killed the gunman, and apprehended two other soldiers suspected in the attack.

The shooting began around 1:30 p.m., Lt. Gen. Bob Cone said at a news conference. He said all the casualties took place at the base’s Soldier Readiness Center, where soldiers who are about to be deployed or who are returning undergo medical screening.

In Washington, President Barack Obama called the shooting “a horrific outburst of violence.” He said it’s a tragedy to lose a soldier overseas and even more horrifying when they come under fire at an Army base on American soil.

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And who said Susan Sarandon has never done anyting worthwhile with her career or life. She made Eva Amuri didn’t she? Eva’s face isn’t a Megan Fox face but her body is fantastical and I would love to hammer that shit, a few times.  Eva, give me a call.

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Episode 1308 (Original Air Date: Oct 7, 2009)

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

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