Fuck you! Britney Spears looked fantastical in her poolside photoshoot yesterday. I don’t care what anyone says, I’d fuck Britney anyway she looked, fat, crazy looking, and I would probably let Britney strap on and fuck me too. Oh wait..

Here for more photos of the photo shoot

According to TMZ Shitney’s lawyers have fixed her… and at a high price just shy of $2.5 million.

Britney Spears

Lawyers for the Britney Spears conservatorship have filed legal papers claiming they have revitalized her career and stabilized her personal life — at a hefty price. When you add up all the legal bills, the grand total — just shy of $2.5 mil.

Who would of thought attorneys could actually save someone’s life? And for so cheep? On deck, Miley Cyrus.

Nasty, do you remember Alli Sims? Don’t feel bad, I vaguely remember her name too. So if you think really hard back to when Britney’s life was exploding in the public eye you’ll remember the fugly cousin and ex-assistant family member tagging along for the exposure ride. So now since Alli was shit-canned she goes around looking for anyone who will listen to her old crappy Britney stories, the latest sucker Extra. Go figure, I don’t think anyone even watches Extra anymore. Could you please make some sense of this?

Britney and Alli

As much as I love to follow Shitney or any of her white trash family members I have better things I could be doing.. like masturbating with gravel and ridged rocks. Think about it, the less attention we pay, the faster their media lives die. Mark my words, Shitney will go out like Elvis with her pants around her ankles and her head in the toliet.

Oh, and by the way.. Perezpanda already hit this story so if you’re going to send me stuff please submit original content.. pleease!!