Avril Lavigne – Avril Lavigne is officially fat, not as attractive, and now single. According to US.com magazine Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley have called it quits. Arvil, when you get the weight off give me a call.

Taylor Swift -  According to Fox Taylor she just wants to “move on” from the Kayne West controversy. We don’t blame you Tyalor, Kayne is a fucking douche and the faster we can get him out of hte media the better off the world is.

Jon Gosselin – Jon Gosselin is a dick and decided to give up their family’s dogs according to OMG claiming that Kate keeps refusing to take care of them.Come on Jon, she’s too busy banging hotter younger men and lets be honest, you have too many kids so who has time for dogs? You jackass.

Save The Boobs – probably the BEST PSA you will ever see. No seriously, make sure to watch it. Probably NSFW

Obnoxious Cell Phone Callers – no, not your significant other, I’m talking about these 10.

Cate Blanchett – Cate Blanchett proves that she can make anything look good on her by showing off her new threads apparently made from Roseanne’s’ Couch. Don’t worry Cate, you’re rocking that afghan and its all the same laying on my floor.

Why You’re Broke – Ever wonder why you don’t any extra cash flow? Here’s 4 other reasons, outside the fact that you’re a jackass, that’s stealing your cash.

Have An Affair, Guaranteed – Life’s short, have an affair!