You may be asking yourself, “Is this guy for real?” we will answer you with “Yes, hilarious isn’t it?” I don’t know about you but the Chris Brown Roller Coaster is awesome. I’m glad that with the current status of our Nation we can still find humor in the idiots out there like Chris Brown.

Outside of having one of the worst days I’ve had in probably 2 years I can honestly say this week’s outlook is just as bad. What the fuck is going on this week? I hope its just me, and that this shit will turn around because damn if it doesn’t I’m to sucker punch a baby.

Here are your headlines:

Chris Brown ‘Of Course I Remember What Happened’ (We all do Chris, you faggot)
Speaking of Fag Brown, Jayde Nicole Gets Ass Kicked (Jade who?)
Britney Spears is a good Mom (I think so, and would fuck her to prove it)
Erin Andrews Interview with Oprah (Erin, just pose for Playboy and get it over with already)
25 Awesome Vanity Plates (According to Holy Taco)
The Babes Of The 2009 US Open (Making Tennis fun, finally)
Facebook Auto-Creeper (So you don’t have to)
The Ten Coolest Game Emulators Online (Say goodbye to your evening)
Monday Morning Randomness! (I hate Mondays)
‘Today’ show hires Jenna Bush Hager (Who? The Hot Bush Daugther. Oh yeah)

A judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years’ probation, six months’ community labor for the beating of Rihanna and ordered the R&B singer to stay away from his former girlfriend for the next five years.Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could be sent to state prison if he violated any terms of his sentence, including an order to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna unless they’re attending music industry events. [1]

Chris, you’re still a bitch.

Well, what did you expect he was going to say? “The bitch had it coming?” Chris, you’re still the biggest bitch on the face of the earth. Want to fight about it?

Chris Brown pleaded guilty Monday to assaulting Rihanna and the two were ordered to stay away from each other, in a deal that keeps the singer out of prison but requires him to clean up graffiti or roadside trash. [1]

Chris, you’re a douche. I bet Rihanna would kick your ass if she got a rematch you fucking faggot. Don’t your remember Mr. T? Don’t be a fool, hitting girls isn’t coo, sucka bitch!

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