Outside of having one of the worst days I’ve had in probably 2 years I can honestly say this week’s outlook is just as bad. What the fuck is going on this week? I hope its just me, and that this shit will turn around because damn if it doesn’t I’m to sucker punch a baby.

Here are your headlines:

Chris Brown ‘Of Course I Remember What Happened’ (We all do Chris, you faggot)
Speaking of Fag Brown, Jayde Nicole Gets Ass Kicked (Jade who?)
Britney Spears is a good Mom (I think so, and would fuck her to prove it)
Erin Andrews Interview with Oprah (Erin, just pose for Playboy and get it over with already)
25 Awesome Vanity Plates (According to Holy Taco)
The Babes Of The 2009 US Open (Making Tennis fun, finally)
Facebook Auto-Creeper (So you don’t have to)
The Ten Coolest Game Emulators Online (Say goodbye to your evening)
Monday Morning Randomness! (I hate Mondays)
‘Today’ show hires Jenna Bush Hager (Who? The Hot Bush Daugther. Oh yeah)

It’s crazy how much Andrews, and all female sports journo-types, get judged for what they look like, what they wear, even the food they eat, rather than simply the work they do. While that sort of scrutiny is unfair, it can be tolerated to a point. But for a woman to have her security and her dignity robbed from her because she is famous? That’s unbearable, and might be too much for a young woman who dreams of working the sidelines to handle. [1]

Oh come the fuck on Maggie Hendricks, you’re a fucking retard. The ONLY reason guys pay attention to women reporters / journalists is because they have a nice rack, a hot face, a smoking body, and we would like to think she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Why the the fuck do you think you’re a writer and not a TV anchor? Because you’re fugly, that’s why. Oh and because us guys would like to fill every orifice possible with our Gregs and spooge our creamy goodness on their faces.

Do you think its a coincidence that FOX, CNN, ESPN, and the other affiliates all do their very best to hire attractive female news reporters? No! Erin was violated because she’s a fucking amazing looking reporter, and she can most likely suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Oh, and I forgot to mention that she’s a SPORTS reporter.

To sum it up Maggie Hendricks, you’re an idiot and you should stop blogging, about anything.

[1]

Okay, thanks for the emails but its pretty safe to say it is more than likely we honestly have no idea if it is ESPN’s fox Erin Andrews naked in Tyler’s video link. See quote below. Nor can we confirm if Tyler has has sex with her, so please stop asking. Yes, Erin Andrews is on our Top 10 Hit List, we still like to think of her as our own and that she’s not sleeping around on us. Sorry Tyler, just sayin.

On July 17, 2009, a statement was released on behalf of Andrews confirming that she had been videotaped nude in a hotel room without her consent or permission. [1]

Official Statement

Statement of Behalf of Erin Andrews
LOS ANGELES, July 17 /PRNewswire/ — With respect to recent Internet postings of Erin Andrews, she has authorized her attorney, Marshall B. Grossman of Bingham McCutchen LLP, to issue the following statement:

“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.” [2]

More images of Erin Andrews (hawt!)

Above image thanks to Tyler, [1], [2]