This just in. Our inside sources have presented confidential information exclusively to Mr-Nasty.com that proves Adam Lambert is NOT GAY.

Oh wait. Never mind, the dudes a total fucking faggot. Back to you Tim.

(Copper) was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper’s $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, “Anderson’s room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals.” CNN declined to comment.

My Gaydar has been going off ever since he hit the mainstream media. He’s just waiting for TIME Magazine to do a cover of him titled ‘I’m GAY”.

HAYDEN PANETTIERE is preparing for girl-on-girl love scenes in the next series of HEROES – her character will reportedly enjoy a smooch with her college roommate.

The 19-year-old actress plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in the hit U.S. show and TV bosses are considering working a lesbian storyline into the upcoming fourth season. [1]

Finally HEROS will be worth watching again. At least for a few short seconds. Remember when the show was actually exciting? Okay maybe not. Bus seriously, does anyone even watch this crap anymore?

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Adam Lambert finally confirms his sexuality in the new issue of Rolling Stone (on stands tomorrow).

No Shit?

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” the American Idol runner-up says.

No, no one really cares that you like to go mudding with the boys.

“I’m proud of my sexuality,” continues the rocker, who was photographed holding hands with interior designer Drake LaBry earlier this month. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.”

If you can’t tell, I don’t like you… I hope you contract AIDS and your GREG falls off.

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