I love Oprah. In fact, I love Oprah so much I’d even sleep with her, for money, a lot of money, and I’d even cum up inside that hot piece of ass. What’s better than Oprah kicking so much ass is she will tear into anyone she feels like it and for any reason. Especially douche lords like Jay Leno. Jay, I really don’t have much to say about you other than your show always has sucked and you’re a douche lord. Let’s face it, the best thing to happen to “The Tonight Show” was to put Conan on it. Oprah, you’re the shit. (I really hope Oprah doesn’t read this and forces me to come on her show to talk about the spooge portion of this post – afterall we are a college humor portal… nah that’d never happen.)