Kate Gosselin

The co-stars of “Jon & Kate Plus 8,” who are parents of sextuplets and twins, spoke of their decision to separate during Monday’s episode of the TLC reality series. [1]

I don’t mean to be harsh but who fucking cares?!? We all knew it was coming and I’m sure they’ve already signed their next season of surviving without each other. Followed by the reunion seasons and maybe a few episodes of drug rehab and marriage counciling.  Get over it America.. Oh and Kate, give me a call… I’d throw it around with you for a few hours before your mouth ruined your body for me.

Once again we find our BFF Kate Gosselin alone on the beach with all 8 kids and Jon no where to be found (prob fucking his slutty homewrecker – hey not judging, get yours). I have to think that after a while the crazy bitch would finally come to and realize that no one likes her. It’s really only a matter time before the twins are old enough to really resent her and to become the next Olsen Twins, followed by the fab 6 who will develop their own drug problems and marry within the family.

Tyler, you said it best…

TLC should drop the midgets in the woods with little hats and spears, then put a cloak on a boar and have it chase them around.  On TLC they could call it something cute like “Camping Calamity”, but then add some music and sell the same footage in Hong Kong as “Lord of the Rings 4″.  It’s like free money.

Ahh all in great fun for the morning post..  really, so you should read more and if you want to see the pics click here. Oh, and Kate before I get another threatening email from you my wife and I agree you look great in your swimsuit. Just say’n.

The marriage of Jon and Kate Gosselin is “over”, Kate’s brother Kevin Krieder and his wife Jodi say in an explosive new video interview, only on RadarOnline.com.

Jon and Kate Are Over

Come on, who didn’t see this coming. Does this mean TLC will finally play a more worthwhile show like “Manswers?” Highly unlikely I know but what else do we have if we can’t dream? Thanks Perez Panda.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve probably heard that Jon Gosselin (Jon and Kate Plus has been shacking up with his hottie bimbo  school teacher / friend but as luck would have it there seems to be even more fueling the flame.

In a story published Tuesday on People magazine’s Web site, Gosselin said she’s the target of tabloid lies romantically linking her with a bodyguard who frequently travels with the family. She spoke out following recent accounts that portrayed her as the victim of her husband’s infidelity.

John, we all see how she treats you on the show… you need to choke a bitch. Or, I’ve heard marriage counseling does wonders.

Source: Yahoo