More often than not, Katy Perry dresses like a special needs student and does everything she can to look unattractive. But every now and then, she’ll remember she’s a hot girl with huge breasts and dress accordingly. Last night at the MTV VMAs was one of those times. You would be really mad if you’re one of those religious people who think semen should only be used for procreation and masturbation wastes the gift of life, because I just destroyed more life in one shot than Darth Vader when he blew up that planet. [1]

Ha got ya! No naked Katy Perry pics here. I don’t share those.  So anywho, you bet your flabby man tits Tyler, Katy Perry has that “I want to fuck her with random things found around the room” kind of look to her. Last night she looked fucking amazing in that same sort of way. Katy, call me.

Katy Perry at the 2009 MTV VMAs

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Katy Perry got her tit all inked this weekend to proclaim her love for her Josh Grobin but wouldn’t you know it she mispelled his last name. Last time we checked, and we check often, it’s Josh GrobAn, with an A. You know the letter “A” right? It’s the first letter in the world asshole, which we all know you are one, a big one.

Source: Splash News

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Denise Richards has the job!! What job you ask? The one where she gets to clean my balls with her tongue and the inside of my taint w/ her nose while stroking my Greg with her tits. That job. Damn Tyler, you scary and thanks for the spanktacular photos!! I digress. If you were planning on going to the memorial just make a mental note that it will not be held at Neverland Ranch (here for more details).

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