VirtualPimp, so I know I’m not as lucky as you and get to actually bone Megan Fox or have her on speed dial but I found this and had to send it over. What’s up with this guy Nasty? He’s scamming on you bitch dog. – Toby

A Boy Looking For a Girls Love by Atta

Megan, you mean everything to me.
I don´t know what I´m feeling about you,
maybe It´s the magic of love,
because when I see your face my heart´s starts to beat more quickly and when I hear your voice I feel like crying,
just too hear your voice would make my day a whole lot better.
Your beauty is unimaginable,
many have tried to be like you,
many have failed and there´s no other girl that can be like you.
When I´m feeling down it is you who´s reaching out for me again.
My dream is too know you someday and when I do,
I´ll kiss you has many times you would like.
It was in the Winter, my love,
that we loved each other like no one else had loved for sure.
And so I wrote you these words down for you to remember why I love you.

Toby, as fate would have it Megan, or Megs as I call her, is simply a hot piece of ass. There is nothing wrong with her what so ever, not a single flaw on or in her body. The only flaw Megs would ever have in her is my Greg and whatever my Greg spits into her when we’re finished and even that is momentarily. I see stuff like this all of the time and frankly it is flattering. I love getting to bag Megs, and she loves bagging me. That is love, the rest well as they say is bush league.

Oh, and isn’t there more important news going on right now? Like Military folk killing each other? Oh and by the way, whatever you hear on the news about htis, did not happen. It’s called disinformation. You read it here first, my gut is telling me this is the first of many more Waco-like events happening in our future. *queue in spooky music*

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