LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson’s death was a homicide caused primarily by the powerful anesthetic propofol and another sedative, the coroner announced Friday in a highly anticipated ruling that increases the likelihood of criminal charges against the pop star’s personal doctor.The Los Angeles County coroner’s office determined the cause of death was “acute propofol intoxication.” Other sedatives contributed to the death, most notably lorazepam, sold under the brand name Ativan. Additional drugs detected in Jackson’s system were midazolam, diazepam, lidocaine and ephedrine. [1]

Who’s bad now mutha fuckas?

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Should I feel bad that I walked out of Omaha Steaks yesterday with $670 worth of food for $175? Makes you realize just how inflated that shit is doesn’t it? That’s the entire food industry for you. And some people think Warren Buffet is a fool.  What does this have to do with today’s headlines? Nothing, that’s what. We do have a wandering zombie theme today for some reason – and crazy that I had a zombie dream this morning too. Weird.

Jude Law Heisman Pose (no, hes just backhanding a chick)
Dr. Conrad Murray Manslaughter Target (nobody kills MJ and walks)
Geithner defends financial oversight reform (9.8 trillon stolen in 8 months, what is left to reform?)
Blown deadline, blown chance? (house = 1, obama = 0, hey, the guy could sell you your own shirt)
Phantom of the Baseball (coming to a broadway near you)
Jill and Kevin’s Unexpected Wedding Entrance (i dont understand why people think this is cool)
American Psycho Music Video (more break, f’n rad)
Drunk girls kissing (why wouldn’t you?)
Justin and Johnny: Zombie Dreams (zombies, sounds like my dream)
You’re (Probably) a Federal Criminal (yeah, probably)
Naked girls plow fields for rain (not a bad idea, if she was hot)
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles (more zombies, looks pretty cool)

We hope you all had a great weekend, we sure did.  Just chilling and working, working and chilling here at Nasty Studios. We stayed low and out of the headlines this weekend so just in case you did the same here’s a quick recap of the crap that happened this weekend.

and the headlines:

Abdul’s return to ‘American Idol’ doubtful (Idol is so Gay, who cares?)
TMZ’s Guess the Chest! (Finally TMZ does something worthwhile)
Giant Jellyfish in Japan (not a tongue twister)
Vader dance off (I got $5 on Vader)
If Spammers Wrote Cialis Ads (so much better than the traditional ads)
Michael Jackson kicked in the nuts (eeeeh heeeee!)
5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World (everyone knows the Masons rule the world)
The Ten Most Surprising Guest Stars On Reno 911 (Terry is the tits)
Ow! (not for the faint, probably NSFW either)
Filipino Batman and Robin (i have no words for this, seriously)

Lay the fuck off, we’ve been busy working on the new website and yes have fallen behind a day or two on our updates. Ah shucks, who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at you, I love you guys. No really, I think we should get an apartment together. So what’s new? A lot, more to come so keep checking back.

The Headlines:
High schooler humbles pro (too bad Phlip Rivers suck shit)
Students Build Hydrogen Vehicle That Gets 1,336 MPG (that’s right, STUDENTS)
Hot Chick Victim Of Mean Prank (shes really not that hot)
Michael Jackson’s kids want to live with Janet (me too!)
Thirteen Things That Changed The World (by Getting Thrown Away)
Slumdog Mario (new classic)
5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously (you pothead retards)
Life is short, cheat and have an affair (100% guaranteed)
Jake and Amir: Girl Advice (help me, help you, help me)
LL Quarantined in KC (i bet he has ass aids. just sayn)
A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose (choose wisely)

Hey Nasty, here’s a joke for you..

Q: What did Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson ask God for this coming Christmas?

A: A Patrick Swayze

Ouch, LOL. Too soon?

Rachel Weisz - Shim?

I’ll start off by saying this.. There is NO WAY Rachel Weisz is NOT a man. And as an official representative of “Beat Box” I can say “Fuck you Rachel Weisz! Beat Box doesn’t need your opinion on Beat Box you SHIM!”

Now for the headlines:

Report: Michael Jackson To Be Laid To Rest Wearing Signature White Glove (He’s Bad)
Hooman a.k.a. Nik Riche pulls another perfect publicity stunt (We decided)
North Korea getting the blame for cyber attacks? (No way, I smell Chinese Food)
Pelosi Shoots Down Jackson Resolution (Nancy is hot, what?)
July 8th 2009 aka 7-8-9 (Once every 1000 years)
6 Insane Discoveries That Science Can’t Explain (Who knew?)
FDIC Insurance Fund: It Doesn’t Actually Exist (Sure it does, it’s called War)
World’s Strongest Vagina In Action! (Whoa, sort of NSFW)

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Like millions of Michael Jackson fans watching around the world, Mariah Carey was swept up by emotion on Tuesday during the Michael Jackson public memorial service held at Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles – and the singer took to her Twitter account apologizing for her rocky performance. [1]

Mariah, you sang at MJ’s memorial service?!? I kid I kid. Mariah, don’t worry no one was really paying attention to you while you were singing you selfish, self centered, egotistical bitch.

WATCH LIVE (Yahoo)
WATCH LIVE (CNN with Facebook)

Is it me or does anyone else feel like you’re watching the MTV Music Awards and not a funeral memorial service?

But seriously, this MJ death stuff has everyone out of whack. Twitter’s over compacity, every news agency on the globe is covering the memorial service, and even Hitler is taking it rough.

LOS ANGELES (AFP) – A video released Thursday showed Michael Jackson vigorously practicing a song-and-dance routine days before his death, supporting accounts he had been in good health.

In footage obtained by AFP, the pop legend performed at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on June 23, two days before he died, as he prepared for a 50-date set in London starting in July. [1]

Watch the Video Here

Pretty sure that Dr. is going to jail when this is all over.

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Not much has changed this week.. Iran is Iran, North Korea is insane. Michael Jackson is still dead and the press is sucking his dead balls off of his body for all of the media attention they can get.  Megan Fox is still unbelievable and insanely fucking hot and I want to stick my Greg in any one of her orifices. Oh the net eonline still sucks, Spencer Pratt is unfortunately still alive, and everyone seems to be wasting all of their online reporting time talking about Michael. Sigh.  Let’s hit some real news shall we?

OAS gives Honduran coup a “laughable” 3-day deadline (why is he smiling?)
Hoodrum a.k.a. Nik Richie Is Bad (he still looks a bit sandy to me)
Lindsay actually think she knows what real work is (what a dumb bitch)
Skeet skeet skeet shooting with a bow? (fucking rad)
Life is short, have an affair (free no strings silent sex?)
Megan Fox is so fucking ugly (yeah, i bet her vagina tastes like bad raspberries)
Hillary Duff’s man shoulders (this dude looks good in a bikini)
The world’s best speeches of all time (well at least on youtube, thanks ryan)
6 Things you don’t know about the Bruno Movie (did you know Bruno is gay?)