So maybe she didn’t really say “Fuck you” but I know deep down that’s what she meant. Not that this is real new but I sort of found it funny so you’re going to hear about it. Okay?

“I think it’s like [a] cult… I think it’s a cult,” Miley told Sirius XM’s The Morning Mash Up in an interview that aired on Tuesday. “I think it’s bad. I think it’s like, just people get too into it.” [1]

Cheers Miley, Twilight is a fucking train wreck not only from a moral standpoint but also a huge waste of time for anyone to invest a few hours into. Come to think of it, this may be the best thing you’ve done in a while.  I still get dibs on your 18th right? Call me. Oh, and you’re full of it Miley. I talked to Megan last night and she said she’s never even seen the pole. What?

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