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So I don’t know shit about Christian Serratos but I really want to fuck her. And not the kind of love making that takes hours but more of the Mr-Nasty up against the wall how’s your father fucking you wish you could do with Megan Fox. Don’t get me wrong, I love my Megs, and she loves me but Christian Serratos is now #2 on the ass hit list. I am going to have to organize a threesome with Megs and Chris here soon, I’ll let you all know how that goes.

Regarding PETA, you are a worthless organization. Let me take that back. The skimpy photos you are able to pull out of your asses are worthwhile. I would change my mind if you wanted to buy a few bushels of advertising from us.  You’ve got the number.

So I’m told The Real Housewives Premier was last night and Gretchen Rossi talked about becoming an official bullet spokesperson. To be honest with you, I could really fucking care less about her or her horse face show.  If you’re looking for Gretchen Rossi naked pictures you can find them here (thx Nik).

More often than not, Katy Perry dresses like a special needs student and does everything she can to look unattractive. But every now and then, she’ll remember she’s a hot girl with huge breasts and dress accordingly. Last night at the MTV VMAs was one of those times. You would be really mad if you’re one of those religious people who think semen should only be used for procreation and masturbation wastes the gift of life, because I just destroyed more life in one shot than Darth Vader when he blew up that planet. [1]

Ha got ya! No naked Katy Perry pics here. I don’t share those.  So anywho, you bet your flabby man tits Tyler, Katy Perry has that “I want to fuck her with random things found around the room” kind of look to her. Last night she looked fucking amazing in that same sort of way. Katy, call me.

Katy Perry at the 2009 MTV VMAs

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Okay, thanks for the emails but its pretty safe to say it is more than likely we honestly have no idea if it is ESPN’s fox Erin Andrews naked in Tyler’s video link. See quote below. Nor can we confirm if Tyler has has sex with her, so please stop asking. Yes, Erin Andrews is on our Top 10 Hit List, we still like to think of her as our own and that she’s not sleeping around on us. Sorry Tyler, just sayin.

On July 17, 2009, a statement was released on behalf of Andrews confirming that she had been videotaped nude in a hotel room without her consent or permission. [1]

Official Statement

Statement of Behalf of Erin Andrews
LOS ANGELES, July 17 /PRNewswire/ — With respect to recent Internet postings of Erin Andrews, she has authorized her attorney, Marshall B. Grossman of Bingham McCutchen LLP, to issue the following statement:

“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.” [2]

More images of Erin Andrews (hawt!)

Above image thanks to Tyler, [1], [2]