Nasty, Nick’s back and badass as ever. Just thought you should know. -Terry

Ah yeah there’s nothing better than a little Nick Malibu to go with your healthy breakfast of 6 egg whites, some diced red, green peppers, and onion, half a cup of strawberries and 1/2 cup of cottage cheese in the morning. In case you’re wondering I’m back in health mode which is why I’ve been MIA the last week. Health mode and fighting a nasty battle with hemorrhoids that I’m happy to say I’m now winning. It was a close battle there this weekend but thanks to my anal icepack I’m now the victor. Speaking of annoying ass friends, Nick you’re the shit so don’t ever change.  #2 fan, behind Nik of course.

Oh my god Nasty, have you see Nick Malibu yet? He’s cutting a new album and is going to be the next Emimen, except much gayer. Just thought you’d like to know. – Jay

Ah yes, huge fan. Some of you might remember Nick from here. Nick, your just dreadful. How are you supposed to bust a single to your fans when you can’t even speak right? One word: enun·ci·ate. I will admit watching you is sort of addicting. Seriously, its like driving past a train wreck and you just can’t help but to look at all of the dead body parts lying around and all of the wreckage.

Check out Nick’s YouTube channel. Make sure to point when you laugh.

Oh and Nick, you’re welcome. Hey, negative press is press.