Not much has changed this week.. Iran is Iran, North Korea is insane. Michael Jackson is still dead and the press is sucking his dead balls off of his body for all of the media attention they can get.  Megan Fox is still unbelievable and insanely fucking hot and I want to stick my Greg in any one of her orifices. Oh the net eonline still sucks, Spencer Pratt is unfortunately still alive, and everyone seems to be wasting all of their online reporting time talking about Michael. Sigh.  Let’s hit some real news shall we?

OAS gives Honduran coup a “laughable” 3-day deadline (why is he smiling?)
Hoodrum a.k.a. Nik Richie Is Bad (he still looks a bit sandy to me)
Lindsay actually think she knows what real work is (what a dumb bitch)
Skeet skeet skeet shooting with a bow? (fucking rad)
Life is short, have an affair (free no strings silent sex?)
Megan Fox is so fucking ugly (yeah, i bet her vagina tastes like bad raspberries)
Hillary Duff’s man shoulders (this dude looks good in a bikini)
The world’s best speeches of all time (well at least on youtube, thanks ryan)
6 Things you don’t know about the Bruno Movie (did you know Bruno is gay?)

We’re happy to announce that Nik was able to make it out of Vegas without any sort of Burrito raping, as we expect.

Nik Richie vs The Burrito

“Yeah, I am all good.  He tried to roll up on me at the clubs a couple times… eventually I got to talk to him one on one and just told him I could make him famous.  Not sure where it left off, but I am still alive and the internet seems to be working fine.” - nik

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Good news, our sources in Vegas have confirmed that The Burrito has yet to strike and Hooman a.k.a. Nik Richie is still breathing without any kind of blocking of the airwaves (The Burrito’s balls in his mouth).

Nik Richie vs The Burrito

Follow it here and here. Again, we’re sure it’s all a publicity stunt given the nature of the Memorial Weekend Invasion but it makes for some fun.

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