A new poll by CNN, whose editorial commentary largely supports President Obama and his policies, delivered some bad news on his apparent birthday today: 6 of 10 people are uncertain the president was even born in the United States.

The poll was taken July 16-21 of 1,018 adults, including 335 Democrats and 285 Republicans. It has a margin of error of 3 percentage points.

The question was: “Do you think Barack Obama was definitely born in the United States, probably born in the United States, probably born in another country, or definitely born in another country?” [1]

What? This is recent news? Come on citizens, you don’t really think that your opinion matters anymore do you? Let me guess, your election vote matters too?

No one understands this better than Barack Obama and his team, who won the 2008 election in part because they were better storytellers than the opposition. The pro-Obama narrative featured an almost mystically talented young idealist who stood for change in a disciplined and thoughtful way. This easily outpowered the anti-Obama narrative, featuring an opportunistic Chicago pol with dubious relationships who was more liberal than he was letting on.

A year into his presidency, however, Obama’s gift for controlling his image shows signs of faltering. As Washington returns to work from the Thanksgiving holiday, there are several anti-Obama storylines gaining momentum.

Here are seven storylines Obama needs to worry about

Well you know what they say?  It’s all fun and games until Truth catches up with you. And that goes for all of us.

President Obama chairs UN Security Council. Seated next to UN General Secretary Ban Ki-Moon AP

Nasty, have you seen this? Obama is going to announce that Aliens are real next month. Shit is about to hit the fan don’t you tink? – Matt

Yes, I actually did see this. It was sent to me yesterday by a few different people and floating around on Facebook.

An official announcement by the Obama administration disclosing the reality of extraterrestrial life is imminent. For several months, senior administration officials have been quietly deliberating behind closed doors how much to disclose to the world about extraterrestrial life. Dissatisfaction among powerful institutions such as the U.S. Navy over the decades-long secrecy policy has given a boost to efforts to disclose the reality of extraterrestrial life and technology.

The impending disclosure announcement follows upon the secret implementation of a year long openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life. Over the period February 12-14, 2008, the United Nations held closed doors discussions where approximately 30 nations secretly agreed on a new openness policy on UFOs and extraterrestrial life in 2009. The openness policy was implemented but never publicly announced due to threats against UN diplomats not to disclose details of the secret agreement. h The secret UN agreement was based on two conditions. First, UFOs would continue to appear around the world; and second, the openness policy would not lead to social unrest in liberal democracies. Both conditions have been satisfied making it possible for the next stage to begin – official disclosure of extraterrestrial life. [1]

It’s about time. Justice for all of those ass probed people around the world. This should be good world.

Lets be seriously for a bit shall we? Let’s say this is REAL and there are aliens about to pull a “V” like global “hello”. BIG Deal?  Think about it..  You take Biblical accounts of Anunnaki and other lifeforms that were destroyed in the Great Flood, what do you think these people were? If you push other accounts throughout history there are thousands of records of Alien lifeforms that were here on Earth, maybe before man. Don’t believe me? Then read this, and this. And let’s throw another analogy at you for shits and giggles. If you were say the AntiChrist and you wanted to come into global power, wouldn’t you do it through mass panic after a global disaster or better yet an Alien invasion? Ahh.. now your minds are working.

So never fear nasty family, if you believe in God then you know that all will be well.. no matter what is to come, or isn’t to come.  You know this because the Bible tells us so.   Oh and more food for though, try reading Tim McHydes book “Know Your Future” if you want a little insight into Revelation and how it could be applied by the world around you. I think we still have a few good years ahead of us.

[1] Chicago Examiner

FINALLY!! Someone says to the President what the entire country is thinking, or muttering to themselves and family members. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not calling Obama a liar, at all, I’m just saying when you run a campaign pitch on several HOT topics, and then not follow through with ANY of them, at all, and in fact do the exact opposite from what you said you were going to do, then the country is going to probably think those things, probably.

Watch The Obama Deception

What what in the butt?  Well today is the last day for those of you here in America who are still working to put in your hard hours prior to your 3 day holiday weekend. Unless you work at Mc.Donald’s, then you’re fucked..  So in celebration of this weekend’s festivities we give to you the morning headlines. Enjoy!

Kissing Cops while a passanger was in the backseat (she looks hot to me)
500k Americans Out of Jobs (that’s 500k people that could be working at Walmart)
Michael Jackson spent $50g / month on drugs (death isn’t cheap)
Jessica Simpson’s Nice Rack (she looks fine to me)
Sears Tower Opens Glass Skywalk (Ferris Eat Your Heart Out)
Ed Hardy Moving Into Michael Jackon’s Chateau (You’re still a FAG Ed)
Obama’s 7 Broken Promises in Record Time (Alex Jones Baby!)
Sexy Catfight, with Sabers (ahhh shit go red!)
Prats Ousted from E! now taking on alternative medias (Alex Jones, twice in one day)