We’re happy to announce that Nik was able to make it out of Vegas without any sort of Burrito raping, as we expect.

Nik Richie vs The Burrito

“Yeah, I am all good.  He tried to roll up on me at the clubs a couple times… eventually I got to talk to him one on one and just told him I could make him famous.  Not sure where it left off, but I am still alive and the internet seems to be working fine.” - nik

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Good news, our sources in Vegas have confirmed that The Burrito has yet to strike and Hooman a.k.a. Nik Richie is still breathing without any kind of blocking of the airwaves (The Burrito’s balls in his mouth).

Nik Richie vs The Burrito

Follow it here and here. Again, we’re sure it’s all a publicity stunt given the nature of the Memorial Weekend Invasion but it makes for some fun.

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If you’re still living under that rock than you won’t know about this weekend throwdown over Memorial Invasion happening down in Las Vegas. TheDirty.com’s Nik Ritchie’s Memorial Invasion should be a hella good time for those you who are planning to be around to catch it. Pour our some liquor for yours truly who will not be present.

Memorial Weekend Invasion – Lax Friday May 22, Venus Pool Club Sat May 23, and PURE on Sun May 24th

The Burrito

EMAIL From Burrito Z06:

Nik,

I see you and my neighbor have decided to pick on me again.  And tell you stupid agent Ari who keeps calling and inviting me to your f*cking lame Vegas weekend and I don’t think you guys understand something, I F*CKING HATE YOU AND WANT YOUR SH*TTY SITE SHUT DOWN!  I do have some interesting news for you, as a coincidence I will be rolling out to Vegas that weekend with a crew 10 deep and guess what…we are going to f*cking roll you b*tch.  You think those scrawny bodyguards and lame ass bouncers can stop me and my crew?  Are you f*cking kidding me bro.  You know why you should be scared, because jail doesn’t phase me bro.  I have been locked up 4 times already and almost killed a guy once with my bare hands and each time I go in, I come out stronger.  I might not be able to shut down the internet yet, but I can smash your f*cking computer over your head.  Then where will you and your website be?  SHUT DOWN!  I will be locked up and eventually get out.  Your face, head and life will be f*cked forever.  Sweet dreams f*ggot, and let your bodyguards know my crew flies private, no TSA baggage check, we will be packing if you know what I mean!

P.S. – Hey Will you think you are funny taking pictures of me walking my dog and gardening, watch out for stray bullets (picture attached) d*ckhead.

Nik’s response…

Packing?  Packing what, fudge in your boy’s ass?  I am not scared of you, your “crew”, your bottle, your internet switch or the millions of Spanish speaking fans you have all over Mexico.  My bodyguards are Ninjas.  They will throw a ninja star at your ace of spades from 500 yards away that might penetrate your skull, if you’re lucky.- nik

Our Score:   Nik 10 Burrito 0

I really wish I could get out of town this weekend to withness this shit first hand so I’ll do my best to keep you all updated.  Fucking hilarious. There’s nothing better than Burritos, period.

Nik goood luck. Don’t let the Burrito slip something into your drink and give you ass aids.

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