Excuse me? Victoria Beckham? She’s not even a REAL musician. All Victoria ever did was look good in tight outfits and married a shitty over paid soccer faggot. Sorry David, the truth hurts. Could someone please just hire me for American Idol? I’d be the BEST judge since Simon Season 1. Seriously, I’d be like “next, no you’re a fucking retard faggot assed Perez Hilton butt lick, get the fuck out of here.. next!!”

A source said: “Paula’s absence leaves a big gap on the judging panel. At least 25 million viewers tune in every week.
“It needs a big star. Simon Cowell and Victoria have always got on. It would be an incredible coup to get Posh. She was in one of the biggest girl groups in history so she knows what she is talking about. Simon Fuller is now speaking to her.” [1]

The only reason this ex-spice girl is getting in there is because she’ll be an even bigger train wreck than Paula ever was. Would someone please fuck this bitch with a knife and get this whore out of the media? That was a joke, don’t actually go and do it, although something inside me tells me she’d love it.

So anywho, this season is going to suck just like last season, and the season before that, and before that one. There aren’t anymore stars left in America. Come to think of it, they should have the next election run like American Idol and we shoudl get to hand pick them ourselves. That would cover the national debt, keep taxes low, and help weed out the dicklickers who actually get voted in and keep runing our country. I’ll probably be writing the next update from prison now since what freedom of speech really isn’t free anymore?

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